Government Hunting with Statistics.

David Cameroon, George Osborne and John Pullinger of the Office for National Statistics (ONS) are out hunting.

Osborne shoots at a deer and misses 5ft to the left, Cameron takes a shot and misses 5ft to the right.

Pullinger of the ONS can hardly suppress his excitement and yells: ‘We got ‘im!’

Richard Ruzyllo April 8, 2016 ONS, statistics Government No Comments »

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